Gnome Gone Wild

This kind of thing does happen (and it wasn't me. I was nowhere near South America at the said time of terror):

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night. For the complete story and video click here.

A frightened victim stated, “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighborhood now.

Another exasperated individual claimed, "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

First, Gnomes do exist. If you don't believe it check this out. They're sort of like Hobbits but not as good looking. Usually, Gnomes of the benign variety can be found in gardens. I've seen them on many occasions, particularly of the German type.

This is truly a rare but scary instance of a Gnome gone wild. I'm not sure if there's anyway to combat such an angry, small person; however, I would recommend not approaching or agitating the miniscule miscreant, and by all means seek out a highly trained law enforcement or military official who should know how to properly handle an irate tiny person.